Hiya Oranges! For your writing challenge: can i get a fluffy “That was unexpected’ for YamaYachi? Thanks :D


It’s cold.

Hitoka wraps her scarf just a bit  tighter before she leaves the building. Snowflakes float downwards, slow and flighty. Their project had run a little late, and now it was, Hitoka checks the watch below her palm, seven-thirty in the evening. Tadashi… she hopes he came home earlier than she did. It was her turn to cook too. Was… was there food in the apartment? What if rats had gotten to them and stole everything in their organized and technologically advanced tech? Then Tadashi would… he would become a hostage!

“Ahh, no Tadashi!“ Hitoka brings her face to her hands. What horrible misfortune. She tells herself to breathe. Just like how they practiced. There’s going to be no Mexican Stand-off. Tadashi is fine. They bought groceries just three days ago, Everything is fine.

Feeling calm enough, Hitoka adjusts the strap digging into her shoulder and starts walking again. Maybe, she could bring home a treat? It wouldn’t matter if Tadashi fell asleep already, they could always have it for breakfast tomorrow morning!

Yeah. He’ll like that. Hitoka nods to herself and heads off to the bakery with renewed energy. She thanks her lucky stars she managed to catch the bakery just before closing time and leaves with a chocolate cake in her arms.

Happy with her purchase she sets off towards home, not that the trip will take too long – only fifteen minutes actually. Their apartment on the 5th floor isn’t something to boast about, but it was the one they bought together and that’s what matters. In fact, it’s been six months but her heart still soars when she sees their nameplates just to the side. Yamaguchi Tadashi, and Yamaguchi Hitoka.

She safely manages to open the door without the cake falling from her fumbling, and she peeks in through the door. “I’m home,” she whispers, checking if anyone’s home.

Well, the light was on.

Hitoka, slips inside and sits on the genkan to remove her shoes. Maybe she should surprise him. 

“Hey, Hitoka welcome back!“

“AHH! Tadashi don’t scare me like that!“

She turns her back for just a second, and he’s already beat her to it. Her heart’s beating a mile a minute, but she’s not scared. Not at all.

Tadashi smiles warmly at her, remorseless. “Welcome home.”

She can’t help but smile back herself. When he helps her up she leaves a peck on his lips. “I’m home.”

Hitoka takes the box of cake from the floor and shows it to him. “I actually bought some chocolate cake we can have some later if you want.”

He smiles just a bit wider.

She notices the apron he’s wearing, it was something she got for him. It had french fries patterned over the red fabric, so she knew she just had to get it. He’s worn it ever since. “Oh, what’re you cooking?”

“I’m making curry.“ He says leading her to their kitchen. “Let’s have dinner together.”

“Ooh curry, that’s unexpected. Especially from you.”

“Ohohoho, that was one time Hitoka.”

She laughs and places her things on the table. “I’m sure it’ll be better this time around.”

His laughter fills the air again, and he draws her close. Resting his forehead on hers he says, “yeah, that’s because you’re here.”

And that’s that. @lethesomething thanks for the request I hope you enjoy!

P.S. I’m currently open for requests so if you feel the need for some prompts, you can check these ones out. Have a nice day!


New chapter

New LKS!

This one is super long and completely overstuffed and features a lot of characters and a bunch of fights scenes that I have, in chat, explained as ‘like fighting in a conveyor belt factory where someone keeps flicking off the light’.

I’m pretty fond of it.

The truth is, chivalry has basically fuck all to do with women, and everything to do with horses.See, the word “chivalry” comes from the French word “chevalier,” which comes from “cheval,” which means “horse.” Chivalry is literally just “rules for if you have a horse.” This was an important set of rules to have in chivalry times. Horses were the Blackhawk Helicopters of the Middle Ages; if you had a horse, you could absolutely kill anybody who didn’t have a horse and nobody was going to say a god damn thing. The only thing stopping you was chivalry.That’s what chivalry was for. Chivalry was – and still is – basically a way of saying, “okay, I have an optimised death machine between my legs, maybe I should look out for people who don’t have one of these.” So it’s not that chivalry is specifically about defending women because women are weak. It’s that chivalry is about defending people who don’t own horses, and in the middle ages women didn’t own shit.

Chivalry Isn’t Dead, You Just Don’t Know What the Fuck it is.

Also: “Chivalry boils down to three things: mercy, charity, and humility. Mercy means being conscious of your advantages, and treating other humans gently. Charity means giving without expecting anything in return. Humility means accepting your mistakes, and recognising that those who don’t have your advantages aren’t your inferiors.” (via gallifreygal)

That whole article is gold. My favourite:
Even if chivalry was perfect, which no
moral code is, it’s impossible to be a non-shitty person absolutely all
the time. Like, the Knights of the Round Table were probably the most
righteous group of horse-havers ever to have horses, but Gawaine chopped
a lady’s head off, Lancelot fucked his boss’s wife, and Percival was the biggest idiot ever to hold a sword.


If you’re straight, write stories with gay characters, but don’t write stories about being gay. That’s not your story to tell.

If you’re cis, write stories with trans characters, but don’t white stories about being trans. That’s not your story to tell.

If you’re allistic, write stories with autistic characters, but don’t write stories about being autistic. That’s not your story to tell.

If you’re neurotipical, write mentally ill characters, but don’t write stories about being mentally ill. That’s not your story to tell. 

If you’re able bodied, write stories with disabled characters, but don’t write stories about being disabled. That’s not your story to tell. 

If you’re white, write characters who are POC, but don’t write stories about being a POC. That’s not your story to tell 

Write stories with diverse and complex characters, but unless you’ve experienced the oppression that we have, don’t write the stories that we need to tell ourselves. 


Hello Haikyuu fandom!

For this exchange, you will be given a fantasy/mythical creature or figure at random. This will be the creature your gift has to be based on. (We are still accepting creatures to be added to the list)

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(please excuse the roughness of this post, i literally threw it together in like 5 minutes after doing a really rough estimate on how low i can push my prices for this. plus tumblr killed the quality so open in a new tab to see it clearer!)


TOO LONG, NOT GONNA READ VERSION: Bank fucked up, took money for a bill I cancelled, I’m now about $300 in the red, it’s gonna take some time to fix, and I haven’t yet received a paycheck from my new job. Also, said job seems to like only scheduling me for 12 hours a week. I really need to at least get a positive balance ASAP because I need to eat something besides hotdogs and eggs at some point. And also I’m almost out of said hotdogs and eggs.

Please consider commissioning me! They’re SUPER cheap right now!
If you can’t commission me, I’d greatly appreciate it if you could reblog to spread this around!


More details: I very recently got a new job after having to be out of work for mental health reasons since January. I didn’t intend to be out that long, but things progressively got worse to the point where i couldn’t even leave my house and i feared leaving my own bed some days.

Lees verder

Pouring cereal this morning, I found myself pondering the merits of hanging out with a friend one more time before fusing persona’s and it’s just… I’m hooked, aren’t I?